I pretend to be many things: writer, actor, reader, fart connoisseur, teacher, hiker, comedian, hubbub, daddoo, gum chewer, editor, pal, Oxford comma user, and good dog companion.
You can find most of my various nefarious doings under the allonym Metrophobia Syndicated over on Patreon.
My bff is Jake Kennedy, and he is a total poet. You might spy some of his stuff here or here. I eat and sleep on Splatsin traditional territory in British Columbia with my lovely love, Laurel, some rescue mutts, and two little beings of entropy incarnate.
I also do the tweeting: